I love him
*about to get a metrocard, & a woman cuts in front of me and starts touching screen*
patrick: "ARE YOU-"
woman: oh, sorry
me: ...?
patrick: I think I was going to ask her if she was stupid
whilst watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Me: you know I wonder, where does this take place?
Patrick: ...
Me: wait
lauren and I being the biggest buttmunchers of the century in class
(with lonely island playing in the background)
it was late, too much jersey shore had been watched, alcohol was involved
this honestly doesn’t even make much sense, godspeed
everyone has that one weird hobby right? well I have about a million, and one of them is making seamless photoshops of myself and the people that are unfortunate enough to know me. this is barely scratching the surface too, I have a lot more of these in folders if anyone is interested in cheap laughs.
and if anyone would like a ‘shop of themselves, I’d gladly drop whatever I’m doing and make one for the mere price of nothing.
and this is where I lose my followers.





