I love him
*about to get a metrocard, & a woman cuts in front of me and starts touching screen*
patrick: "ARE YOU-"
woman: oh, sorry
me: ...?
patrick: I think I was going to ask her if she was stupid
can you paint with all the colors of ME

can you paint with all the colors of ME

late night doodle sesh
ya know, lotad’s cute but…that’s about it.

late night doodle sesh

ya know, lotad’s cute but…that’s about it.

whilst watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Me: you know I wonder, where does this take place?
Patrick: ...
Me: wait

lauren and I being the biggest buttmunchers of the century in class

(with lonely island playing in the background)

it was late, too much jersey shore had been watched, alcohol was involved

this honestly doesn’t even make much sense, godspeed

best fromage friends
cheese > you

best fromage friends

cheese > you

everyone has that one weird hobby right? well I have about a million, and one of them is making seamless photoshops of myself and the people that are unfortunate enough to know me. this is barely scratching the surface too, I have a lot more of these in folders if anyone is interested in cheap laughs.
and if anyone would like a ‘shop of themselves, I’d gladly drop whatever I’m doing and make one for the mere price of nothing.
and this is where I lose my followers.

everyone has that one weird hobby right? well I have about a million, and one of them is making seamless photoshops of myself and the people that are unfortunate enough to know me. this is barely scratching the surface too, I have a lot more of these in folders if anyone is interested in cheap laughs.

and if anyone would like a ‘shop of themselves, I’d gladly drop whatever I’m doing and make one for the mere price of nothing.

and this is where I lose my followers.